Shakespeare Insults Mug for $12.95. Shipping is free on orders over $25. If needed, use this Filler Tool to pad the order for free shipping. Here is a screenshot for your reference. It includes lines such as “fusty nut with no kernel!” and other Shakespearean insults. You get to insult people while appearing well-read. At the time of this post, all 29 out of 29 customer reviews have given it 4/5 and 5/5 stars.